FAQ's
Where are you located?
We print in the USA. Because of course we do.
Our printers are in Florida and Texas—states that still know how to get shit done. For our international friends who also give a damn about decency, we've partnered with printers around the globe so your order doesn't take three months to arrive.
We believe in paying American workers, supporting local businesses, and not outsourcing basic human values to the lowest bidder. Call us old-fashioned. We'll take it.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide.
Because decency isn't a zip code thing. Whether you're in Brooklyn or Brisbane, if you're still holding doors and returning shopping carts, you're one of us.
Shipping rates depend on where you live, so please check our shipping policy for the specifics. We're decent people, not wizards—international postage still costs money.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes, you get tracking.
Once your order ships, we'll send you an email with a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your package make its way to you. We get it—you want proof that decency is actually coming.
What materials are your products made of?
We don't do scratchy shirts.
Our tees are soft, durable, and won't irritate your skin like a comment section. They're comfortable enough to wear all day while you're out there being a decent human.
Exact materials vary by item—check the product page for specifics. But trust us: if it's not something we'd wear ourselves, we're not printing on it.